Lawrem ipsum

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With thanks and respect to the JC’s friends at Novation Consulting and HeyPlainJane, we reproduce their “lawrem ipsum” text, and in the JC0146s spirit as a joiner-inner, we have carried on.

Ad hoc et seq subpoena duces tecum de jure WTF moot, due process mutatis mutandis, hereto de novo de facto ex parte affidavit aforementioned hearsay aforesaid wherefore, wherefore, wherefore, therefore, defendant in camera. Proceed directly to jail. Do not pass go, natural person.

Mandate schmandate defendant liability. Last will and testament compliance sneaky hobbitses. Gross negligence amended from time to time, and/or subject to our sole discretion as mentioned above. These straight left and right edges really make my work more professional. Good thing it distracts from the content. Data subject termination agreement business days don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer.

In forma pauperis all and sundry fiduciary ad infinitum something something, per curiam abstract of title, jurisprudence wage garnishment. Wingardium Leviosa. Amicus curiae adverse possession, habeas corpus writ of certiorari as it please the court. Mero motu, mofo. Motion in limine sua sponte abovementioned cat butt acknowledgement of service prima facie inter alia shall amalgamation five (5) corpus delicti force majeure gobbledygook sui generis notwithstanding. Null, void, and of no force or effect whatsoever.

Ab initio in pari delicto locus pocus, asseblief tog focus, some other mumbo jumbo to confuse you into giving away your soul. Novus actus interveniens, unis, duo, cha-cha-cha.

Res judicata ratio decidendi is something that you can’t eat, but would you want to? Malum in se pro bono, not referring to the lead singer of U2. Herein, hereto, hereof, wherefore art thou, Romeo, etcetera forever.

The JC’s addendum

Hic, haec hoc et gaudeamus igitur et e-guitar et photon torpedo cum ex dividendus per Enron ron ron