Meeting

{{|conf|}}Like a conference call, only without phones, it’s much harder (though not impossible, depending on how brazen you are) to multi-task, and impossible to go on mute.

Never, ever, to be described as a “meet”.

“Important” ones are often stewarded by a functionary form the COO office who gets to watch the the grisly proceedings. Depending on the disposition of the person chairing the meeting, this can be quite the cat-bird seat: rather like walking around the rim of a volcano in one of those big silver spaceman suits watching everyone else in tee-shirts and flip-flops hopping about trying to dodge flying magma.

See also

• Meet
• All-hands conference call