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{{a|metaphor|[[File:Muggles.jpg|thumb|450px|center|Some [[salespeople]] yesterday. Their expression suggests they are in dialogue with a [[legal eagle]].]]}}{{d|Muggle|/ˈmʌɡ(ə)l/|n|}}
[[File:Muggles.jpg|thumb|450px|center|Some [[salespeople]] yesterday. Their expression suggests they are in dialogue with a [[legal eagle]].]]
}}[[Mediocre lawyer|Lawyer]] slang for one who is not legally qualified. May include those from [[sales]], [[credit]], [[COO]] or just randoms you meet on the street each day. Named after the ordinary punters in J. K. Rowling’s ''[[Harry Potter]]'' series. You know, like [[hary poter]]’s cousin Dudley.


Could also be used to refer to those [[paralegal]]s engaged by a [[legal process outsourcer]], though “[[mudblood]]or the more prosaic “Bulgarian school-leaver” are more common deprecatory terms for those sitting in a call centre with a [[playbook]] propped up on their knees.
[[Legal]] slang for one who is not legally qualified. May include those from [[sales]], [[credit]], [[COO]] or just randoms you meet on the street each day. Named after the ordinary punters in J. K. Rowling’s ''[[Harry Potter]]'' series. You know, like [[hary poter]]’s cousin Dudley.
 
Could also be used to refer to those gigging [[Bulgarian school-leaver]]s sitting in a call centre in Sofia with a [[playbook]] propped up on their knees as part of an offshoring operation, though where they are [[paralegal]]s, “[[mudblood]]” is the more common deprecatory terms.


Great fun can be had at the expense of [[muggle]]s when it comes to counter-intuitive legal concepts like [[branch]]es, [[corporate personality]], [[title transfer collateral arrangement]]s, the basic law of [[contract]], or the local [[council]]. [[Prime brokerage]] counsel are known to screech “[[rehypothecatio]]!!” at passing CASS compliance auditors.
Great fun can be had at the expense of [[muggle]]s when it comes to counter-intuitive legal concepts like [[branch]]es, [[corporate personality]], [[title transfer collateral arrangement]]s, the basic law of [[contract]], or the local [[council]]. [[Prime brokerage]] counsel are known to screech “[[rehypothecatio]]!!” at passing CASS compliance auditors.
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:'''Legal''': Well, I expect it will be difficult to say until you’ve read it.
:'''Legal''': Well, I expect it will be difficult to say until you’ve read it.


This exchange ''would not happen'' between a [[private practice]] and her client, thanks to the simple expedient of ''[[Conflicts of interest|interests]]''. A muggle who has to ''pay'' to ask stupid questions
This exchange ''would not happen'' between a [[private practice lawyer]] and her client, thanks to the simple expedient of ''[[Conflicts of interest|interests]]''. A muggle who has to ''pay'' to ask stupid questions
 
So, with feeling, legal concepts every Muggle should know:
*[[Offer]], [[acceptance]] and [[consideration]]
*[[Agency]]
*[[Cash]], [[bank account]]s and [[indebtedness]]


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*[[Mudblood]]
*[[Mudblood]]
*[[Uncle Dudley]]
*[[Uncle Dudley]]
 
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