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[[File:Stradivarius.jpg|450px|thumb|center|An [[expensive musical instrument]], yesterday]]
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So I took my [[negotiable cow]] <br>
And I cashed it against the wall <br>
I cashed it against the floor <br>
I cashed it againt the body of a varsity cheerleader <br>
Cashed it against the hood of a car <br>
Cashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson <br>
And I ran upstairs to my parents bedroom  <br>
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door  <br>
Creeping into the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised my [[negotiable instrument]] high above my head
And just as I was about to bring it crashing down
My father woke up, screaming “STOP!!”
“Wait a minute! Stop it, boy! What do you think you’re ''doing''?”
“That’s no way to treat an expensive [[negotiable instrument]]!”
And I said, “God ''damn'' it Daddy — you ''know'' I love you,”
“But you've got a ''hell'' of a lot to learn about Rock ’n’ Roll!”
:—Jim Steinman,  ''Love, Death and an American Milking Devon''}}
{{d|Negotiable instrument|/nɪˈgəʊʃiəbəl ˈɪnstrʊmənt/|n|
[[File:Negotiable cow.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A [[negotiable instrument]] yesterday.]]
[[File:Negotiable cow.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A [[negotiable instrument]] yesterday.]]
}}An instrument conferring a right to a payment of money or the delivery assets which the [[bearer security|bearer]] can, without the [[issuer]]’s consent, transfer to a third party (a process known as, confusingly, as “[[negotiate|negotiating]]”).  
}}An instrument conferring a right to a payment of money or the delivery assets which the [[bearer security|bearer]] can, without the [[issuer]]’s consent, transfer to a third party (a process known as, confusingly, as “[[negotiate|negotiating]]”).  

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So I took my negotiable cow
And I cashed it against the wall
I cashed it against the floor
I cashed it againt the body of a varsity cheerleader
Cashed it against the hood of a car
Cashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson
And I ran upstairs to my parents bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight Slowly I opened the door
Creeping into the shadows right up to the foot of their bed I raised my negotiable instrument high above my head And just as I was about to bring it crashing down My father woke up, screaming “STOP!!” “Wait a minute! Stop it, boy! What do you think you’re doing?” “That’s no way to treat an expensive negotiable instrument!” And I said, “God damn it Daddy — you know I love you,” “But you've got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock ’n’ Roll!”

—Jim Steinman, Love, Death and an American Milking Devon

Negotiable instrument
/nɪˈgəʊʃiəbəl ˈɪnstrʊmənt/ (n.)
An instrument conferring a right to a payment of money or the delivery assets which the bearer can, without the issuer’s consent, transfer to a third party (a process known as, confusingly, as “negotiating”).

These days, negotiable instruments are more or less the same as transferable securities, but in the good old days banker’s drafts, cheques, bills of exchange, promissory notes and — well, large ruminant herbivores[1] — which did not count as securities but were nonetheless negotiable.

The new generation of crypto-currencies (you know, like bitcoin) may just usher in a new golden era for negotiable instruments. We’ll see.

See also

References

  1. Mansuetae naturae, needless to say.