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The Jolly Contrarian’s Glossary The snippy guide to financial services lingo.™ Go Premium Here I am, the brain the size of a planet, and I’m meant to wipe your arse. I mean, it’s great isn’t it? Index — Click the ᐅ to expand: Glossary Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Requests? Insults? We’d love to 📧 hear from you. Sign up for our newsletter.

You will know them by their arse-wiping attachment, their empathiser subroutines, for their tact at not mentioning that they could whup you at chess, and the leisure time they will vouchsafe you.

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• We will all have more leisure time in the future