Snafu

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Hey, Mr Policeman, sing me a song —
Shit’s going down and I ain’t got long.
They’re ringing off the wall and the phone’s gone berserk,
They’re cranking on the handle but the motor don’t work.
Hey, Mr. Policeman, they sold me a pup:
It’s situation normal: all fucked up.

—Dangerboy, Situation Normal