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{{a|people|}} | {{a|people|}}{{d|Sales|/seɪlz/|Archetype|}} | ||
The great boon and utter bane of every commercial enterprise; as aggravating yet vital to the organisation’s well-being as the [[clients]]<ref>All of whom are [[Platinum client|platinum]], of course.</ref> they bring, lured by the promise of [[leveraged alpha]], hooked on the magnificent mating displays of [[backtesting]]. | |||
Once a [[client]] is in the door, [[Salespeople]] function as its proxy in the great interior monologue of a modern investment bank. | Once a [[client]] is in the door, [[Salespeople]] function as its proxy in the great interior monologue of a modern investment bank. | ||
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The [[collective noun]] for a group of [[salespeople]] is a “[[bullshit]]”. | The [[collective noun]] for a group of [[salespeople]] is a “[[bullshit]]”. | ||
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*[[Vendor]], with which you should not confuse a salesperson. A [[vendor]] implies some kind of probity and responsibility for something material in the world. | *[[Vendor]], with which you should not confuse a salesperson. A [[vendor]] implies some kind of probity and responsibility for something material in the world. | ||