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Office anthropology™ Go Premium From: postmaster@wickliffe-hampton.com Sent: 04 October 2021 16:10 To: Dan.Grade@wickliffe-hampton.com Subject: [Postmaster] Content Alert Notification This is a content alert notification message. The message indicated below matches content alert policies set by the system administrator(s). Message information: Sender: Kaylene.Trengle@gmail.com Intended Recipient: Dan.Grade@wickliffe-hampton.com Message Subject: Contract execution Message Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2021 16:09:56 +0100 Message Status: The message has been placed on HOLD with action required. Content Policies Triggered: Policy (Profanity Content Filtering) Found term [“shit”] in BODY_TEXT, score is 1 Number of hits for this term: 1 Matched text: shit Found term [“shit”] in BODY_HTML, score is 1 Number of hits for this term: 1 Matched text: shit Found term [\ss\s?h\s?i\s?t\s] in BODY_TEXT, score is 1 Number of hits for this term: 1 Matched text: shit The JC puts on his pith-helmet, grabs his butterfly net and a rucksack full of marmalade sandwiches, and heads into the concrete jungleIndex: Click ᐅ to expand: Work anthropology Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Requests? Insults? We’d love to 📧 hear from you. Sign up for our newsletter.

Literally, you cannot make this shit up. The captioned message came back from a message which, confessedly, did contain the word “shit”. No objections, I guess — prudes gonna be prudes — and what good would the machines of loving grace be if they couldn’t supercharge corporate primness — but how that end is achieved by stripping out all the clean words, binning them, and telegraphing only the profane one, repeatedly, at the recipient achieves that end we can can only speculate.

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