Solving problems you didn’t know you had

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Is the the great disconnect of our time the techbro’s relentless quest for solutions with a complete disregard for a pre-existing problem? Artifical intelligence strikes me as exactly the enterprise of creating a solution, and then allowing your imagination to run wild looking for problems. So this is a page dedicated to those noble quixotic attempts to solve with technology, problems that the ordinary old meatware — even woodware — has been solving without the need for a GeForce chip for hundreds, thousands or even millions of years:

Invention Solution Existing alternative
Audio enclaves A way of hearing music that no one else can hear using ultrasound transducers paired with an acoustic metasurface, which emits self-bending beams that intersect at a certain point. Headphones.
Large language models Petabytes of new mediocre, space-filling content The internet.
Lyft Shuttle A networked pay-to-ride service that lets you pay a fixed rate along predetermined routes Buses.
Solar-powered flow reactor Solar-powered reactors to pull carbon dioxide directly from the air and convert it into sustainable fuel Trees.[1]
Google glass We don’t need head-up displays to tell us if people are upset Empathy.
CloudKitchens Robots who will deliver AI-perfected meals directly to customers on demand. Cookery.[2]

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