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A signwriter, up a ladder, was putting the final touches on his latest commission. | A signwriter, up a ladder, was putting the final touches on his latest commission. | ||
At the foot of the ladder | At the foot of the ladder an [[Mediocre lawyer|attorney of great repute]] appeared. | ||
“I say”, said he, “I think you've left too much of a gap”. <br /> | |||
“A ''gap''?” replied the signwriter, indignantly. “Where?”<br /> | “A ''gap''?” replied the signwriter, indignantly. “Where?”<br /> | ||
“''Two'' gaps, in fact,” continued the lawyer. <br /> | “''Two'' gaps, in fact,” continued the lawyer. <br /> | ||
“''Where''?” said the signwriter, anxiously.<br /> | “''Where''?” said the signwriter, anxiously.<br /> | ||
“Between “Coach” and “and” and “and” and “Horses””, said the lawyer, smiling beatifically. | “Between “Coach” and “and” and “and” and “Horses””, said the lawyer, smiling beatifically. | ||