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====The [[apocryphal Goldman story]]==== | ====The [[apocryphal Goldman story]]==== | ||
There is a story<ref>Lord I wish it were true, but I doubt it. </ref> that a titan at [[Goldman]] sufficiently important to the firmament that he was known to all by only his familiar [[Christian name]] (let’s call him “[[Bob]]”<ref>Not his real name, because this didn't happen, remember?</ref>) once had occasion to call | There is a story<ref>Lord I wish it were true, but I doubt it. </ref> that a titan at [[Goldman]] sufficiently important to the firmament that he was known to all by only his familiar [[Christian name]] (let’s call him “[[Bob]]”<ref>Not his real name, because this didn't happen, remember?</ref>) once had occasion to call a [[Goldman]] trading desk, at the time equipped with only a multi-line [[dealer board]]. | ||
A voice — youthful, lacking the tell-tale timbre of age and experience — picked up and, as on a [[trading desk]] one does, said: | A voice — youthful, lacking the tell-tale ''timbre'' of age and experience — picked up and, as on a [[trading desk]] one does, said: | ||
:'''Trader''': “[[Goldman]].” ''(This is a statement. there is no inquiry, no rising inflection of curiousness. It's a statement.)'' | :'''Trader''': “[[Goldman]].” ''(This is a statement. there is no inquiry, no rising inflection of curiousness. It's a statement.)'' | ||
:'''[[Bob]]''': “Yeah, can I get [[Jerry]]?” ''(Now, when you are known to all by your [[Christian name]] you don't bother with formalities like politeness. Nor, for that matter, do traders. | :'''[[Bob]]''': “Yeah, can I get [[Jerry]]?” ''(Now, when you are known to all by your [[Christian name]] you don't bother with formalities like politeness. Nor, for that matter, do traders.)'' | ||
:'''Trader''': He's off the desk. | :'''Trader''': He's off the desk. | ||
:''~click~'' | :''~click~'' |