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''As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus from the Serengeti'' <br> | |||
[[File:Kilimanjaro.jpg|thumb|Kilimanjaro rising like ''itself'' above the ''Tsavo''.]] | [[File:Kilimanjaro.jpg|thumb|Kilimanjaro rising like ''itself'' above the ''Tsavo''.]] | ||
Where to start? Kilimanjaro doesn't rise above the Serengeti. You can't even see it from the Serengeti, unless you get in a hot air balloon and take a telescope. Mount Olympus certainly doesn't rose above the Serengeti. It's in Greece. To the extent you could say that something that just sits there, and has sat there for millions of years, "rises", then Kilimanjaro doesn't rise ''like'' Olympus either. | |||
and we haven't even got onto the fact that the line doesn't scan. | |||