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+Stop all the [[key performance indicator]]s, cut off the skype,
+Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
+Silence the [[subject matter expert]]s and with animated [[Powerpoint]]
+Bring out the [[target operating model]], let the [[stakeholders]] come.
+Let [[escalation]]s circle, moaning overhead
+Scribbling on the sky the message 'Can you run it by [[Chip]]'.
+Put [[service level agreement]]s round the necks of the [[service line]],
+Let the [[chief operating officer]]s wear black cotton [[flannel]]
+You are my [[conference call]], my gantt chart, my [[steerco]] and [[opco]],
+My [[cbt]] and my [[Best in class|in-class best]],
+My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
+I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
+The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
+Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
+Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
+For nothing now can ever come to any good.