Middle management blues: Difference between revisions

Prevent [[internal audit]] complaining with a load of old tripe,

Silence the [[subject matter expert]]s and with animated [[deck]]

Bring out the [[target operating model]], which the [[stakeholders]] wreck.

Let [[escalation]]s circle, rise and then dip

Scribbling on the sky the message 'Can you run it by [[Chip]]'.

Put [[service level agreement]]s round the necks of the [[service line]],

Let the [[chief operating officer]]s wear black cotton [[flannel|flannelene]]

You are my [[steerco]] and [[opco]], my [[conference call|conf call]], my pass,  

My [[cbt]] and my [[Best in class|best in the class]],

My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;

I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,

Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,

Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;

For nothing now can ever come to any good.