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Prevent [[internal audit]] complaining with a load of old tripe,<br> | Prevent [[internal audit]] complaining with a load of old tripe,<br> | ||
Silence the [[subject matter expert]]s and with animated [[deck]]<br> | Silence the [[subject matter expert]]s and with animated [[deck]]<br> | ||
Bring out the [[target operating model]], which | Bring out the [[target operating model]], which [[stakeholders]] will wreck.<br> | ||
Let [[escalation]]s circle, rise and then dip <br> | Let [[escalation]]s circle, rise and then dip <br> | ||
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Let the [[chief operating officer]]s wear black cotton [[flannel|flannelene]]<br> | Let the [[chief operating officer]]s wear black cotton [[flannel|flannelene]]<br> | ||
You are my [[steerco]] and [[opco]], my [[ | You are my [[steerco]] and [[opco]], my [[verbiage]], my pass, <br> | ||
My [[CBT]], my [[CPD]] (at which I am [[Best in class|best in the class]])<br> | My [[CBT]], my [[CPD]] (at which I am [[Best in class|best in the class]])<br> | ||
My | My [[deep dive]], [[disclaimer]], my [[eye-ess-dee-aye]];<br> | ||
I thought that | I thought that [[conference call]] would last forever: I was wrong.<br> | ||
[[Please be advised]] put out every one,<br> | |||
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,<br> | Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,<br> | ||
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;<br> | Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;<br> | ||
For nothing now can ever come to any good.<br> | For nothing now can ever come to any good.<br> | ||
{{dramatis personae}} | {{dramatis personae}} | ||