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Stop all the [[key performance indicator]]s, cut off the skype <br> | Stop all the [[key performance indicator]]s, cut off the skype <br> | ||
Prevent [[internal audit]] complaining with a load of old tripe,<br> | Prevent [[internal audit]] complaining with a load of old tripe,<br> | ||
Silence the [[subject matter expert]]s and with animated [[deck]]<br> | Silence the [[subject matter expert]]s, and with animated [[deck]]<br> | ||
Bring out the [[target operating model]], <br> | Bring out the [[target operating model]], <br> | ||
That [[stakeholder]]s will wreck.<br> | |||
Let [[escalation]]s circle, [[Circle of escalation|rise]] and then dip <br> | Let [[escalation]]s circle, [[Circle of escalation|rise]] and then dip <br> | ||
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Let the [[chief operating officer]] wear [[flannel|flannelene]] kecks.<br> | Let the [[chief operating officer]] wear [[flannel|flannelene]] kecks.<br> | ||
You are my [[steerco]] and [[opco]], my [[ | You are my [[steerco]] and [[opco]], my [[SOX]] audit pass, <br> | ||
My [[CBT]], my [[CPD]] (where I’m [[Best in class|best in the class]])<br> | My [[CBT]], my [[CPD]] (where I’m [[Best in class|best in the class]])<br> | ||
My [[deep dive]], [[disclaimer]], my [[eye-ess-dee-aye]];<br> | My [[deep dive]], [[disclaimer]], my [[eye-ess-dee-aye]];<br> | ||
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It lasted all day.<br> | It lasted all day.<br> | ||
[[Please be advised]] that they’ve outsourced the fun,<br> | [[Please be advised]] that they’ve [[Outsourcing|outsourced]] the fun,<br> | ||
Right-sized the moon — <br> | [[Right-sizing|Right-sized]] the moon — <br> | ||
Disintermediated the sun.<br> | Disintermediated the sun.<br> | ||
They’ve circled their wagons and [[reach around|reached around]] the group;<br> | They’ve [[circle the wagons|circled their wagons]] and [[reach around|reached around]] the group;<br> | ||
For our [[direction of travel]] is a [[Mobius loop]].<br> | For our [[direction of travel]] is a [[Mobius loop]].<br> | ||
{{dramatis personae}} | {{dramatis personae}} | ||