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A negotiation’s “[[event horizon]]”<ref>also its “[[Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension|Schwarzschild radius ]]”</ref> is the threshold beyond which, through serial “clarifications” from disparate [[lawyer|lawyers]], para-legals, negotiators and documentation specialists, the legal {{tag|contract}} passes irreversibly into a [[heat death]] of pure ennui. An [[Mediocre lawyer|Earth-bound lawyer]] crossing that threshold passes a [[point of no return]]: {{Sex|she}} will be unable to resist the fascination of trying to understand and even further “improve” the {{tag|contract}}, will hold out hope of rescuing it from semantic oblivion, but will eventually be crushed utterly by the colossal forces of gravitational tedium, whence her only hope is to be regurgitated into a [[parallel universe]] as a transverse spume of pure cosmic energy (known in some markets as an [[exchange-traded derivatives]] specialist). | A negotiation’s “[[event horizon]]”<ref>also its “[[Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension|Schwarzschild radius ]]”</ref> is the threshold beyond which, through serial “clarifications” from disparate [[lawyer|lawyers]], para-legals, negotiators and documentation specialists, the legal {{tag|contract}} passes irreversibly into a [[heat death]] of pure ennui. An [[Mediocre lawyer|Earth-bound lawyer]] crossing that threshold passes a [[point of no return]]: {{Sex|she}} will be unable to resist the fascination of trying to understand and even further “improve” the {{tag|contract}}, will hold out hope of rescuing it from semantic oblivion, but will eventually be crushed utterly by the colossal forces of gravitational tedium, whence her only hope is to be regurgitated into a [[parallel universe]] as a transverse spume of pure cosmic energy (known in some markets as an [[exchange-traded derivatives]] specialist). | ||
This | This came close to happening in September 2008 during the finalisation of the [[2008 ISDA Master Agreement]], a catastrophic spacio-legal dislocation of Euclidian space-time that almost destroyed global finance as we know it. | ||