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}}There are two schools of thought about [[The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Rock ’n’ Roll Detective]]. the [[JC]] thinks it is an eighties classic with much to say about the vacuity of modern life and the utmost importance of childish humour, innuendo, [[double entendre]]s and — well — ''[[snapperhead]]s''. | }}There are two schools of thought about [[The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Rock ’n’ Roll Detective]]. the [[JC]] thinks it is an eighties classic with much to say about the vacuity of modern life and the utmost importance of childish humour, innuendo, [[double entendre]]s and — well — ''[[snapperhead]]s''. | ||
The rest of the known universe, give or take the odd — well, ''[[snapperhead]]'' — thinks it is one of the worst, most forgettable film of all time. It won a slew of | The rest of the known universe, give or take the odd — well, ''[[snapperhead]]'' — thinks it is one of the worst, most forgettable film of all time. It won a slew of Golden Raspberries, which makes you wonder about the bona fides of Hollywood’s cultural elite who could vote such a thing. All we can do is invoke the [[Diceman]]’s special rendition of the [[pragmatist’s prayer]]: “[[So many assholes ... so few bullets]]” | ||
Any film as quotable as this one (The Koala bear! Robin Leach! The Girl Guides! Bootie Time!) has to be worth saving, putting into the Smithsonian, and enclosing on a 24-carat gold VHS cassette on the next Voyager mission to the Planet Mongo. | Any film as quotable as this one (The Koala bear! Robin Leach! The Girl Guides! Bootie Time!) has to be worth saving, putting into the Smithsonian, and enclosing on a 24-carat gold VHS cassette on the next Voyager mission to the Planet Mongo. | ||
Also a good {{tag|metaphor}} for [[cash]]. | Also, a good {{tag|metaphor}} for [[cash]]. | ||
So, here’s to you, Ford ... | So, here’s to you, Ford ... | ||
{{sa}} | |||
*[[Cash]] | |||
*[[Pragmatist’s prayer]] | |||