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[[File:Morlock.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A ''pre'' [[MBA]] [[subject matter expert]], yesterday.]]
[[File:Morlock.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A ''pre'' [[MBA]] [[subject matter expert]], yesterday.]]
}}A three-letter [[initialism]] that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s, and aspired to by [[subject matter expert]]s who dream of, one day, being set from of their mortal confinement, viz., doing actually useful things, and ascending into the middle-management layer where they are less prone to elimination, and more inclined to eliminate. It is remarkable how easily one forgets.  
}}A three-letter [[initialism]] that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s, and aspired to by [[subject matter expert]]s who dream of, one day, being set from of their mortal confinement, viz., doing actually useful things, and ascending into the [[Middle management|middle management]] layer where they are less prone to ''elimination'', and more inclined to ''eliminate''.  


Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it. They’ll say it’s in the [[service catalog]].  
It is remarkable how easily one forgets.
 
Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these people, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it. They’ll say it’s in the [[service catalog]].  


You’ll (want to) say, “here’s to you, [[snapperhead]]...”.
You’ll (want to) say, “here’s to you, [[snapperhead]]...”.

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