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}}Spiritualistic [[virtue signalling]], but less odious — it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]] — [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords that once belonged to hippies. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the speaker’s want of intellect and (b) masking {{sex|his}}vacuity by interposing a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the [[JC]] thinks about [[fashionable idea]]s — the real wizardry of which is their facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together, form an amorphous kludge which might — just ''might'' — be profound.
}}Spiritualistic [[virtue signalling]], but less odious — it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]] — [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords that once belonged to hippies. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the speaker’s want of intellect and (b) masking {{sex|his}}vacuity by interposing a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the [[JC]] thinks about [[fashionable idea]]s — the real wizardry of which is their facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together, form an amorphous kludge which might — just ''might'' — be profound.


Sample quote from the original yogababbler, Adam Neumann, once of WeWork: “''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.''”
Sample quote from the original yogababbler, Adam Neumann, once of profoundly yogababbly organisation WeWork:  
 
“''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.''”


And the law suits and, one quietly hopes, jail time.
And the law suits and, one quietly hopes, jail time.

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