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Of course, the [[boilerplate]] is pretty monstrous, too. | Of course, the [[boilerplate]] is pretty monstrous, too. | ||
=== Make way, I’m a lawyer === | |||
On this commonplace is much of the [[Magic circle law firm|magic circle]]’s patter premised: to give them credit, they are ably aided in it by their [[In-house lawyer|in-house clients]], many of them refugees of the same brotherhood, and whose livelihoods are guaranteed by the same presumption. | On this commonplace is much of the [[Magic circle law firm|magic circle]]’s patter premised: to give them credit, they are ably aided in it by their [[In-house lawyer|in-house clients]], many of them refugees of the same brotherhood, and whose livelihoods are guaranteed by the same presumption. | ||
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The regulators replied, “well, if you can’t explain the big picture risks in a single page, the product can’t be suitable for the general public, can it?” | The regulators replied, “well, if you can’t explain the big picture risks in a single page, the product can’t be suitable for the general public, can it?” | ||
This the law-firms found hard to contradict. KIID become law. But the eighty-page prospectus remains — and from a liability perspective, governs — even though no-one can even pretend that anyone reads them any more. | |||
=== The essence is of the essence. === | |||
That our contracts must at some level, be able to be reduced to a fundamental essence isn’t just for [[Ultimate client|gentle pensioners]] dandling grandchildren on their knees. The neurotic particularisation of risks that are, basically generic, feathers the nests of many subject matter experts. Even sophisticated financial institutions — ''especially'' sophisticated financial institutions — need to easily reduce their contracts to simple fundamental precepts, because that is how they risk manage them: there is no machine, and certainly no human being, in the bowels of an investment bank that is constantly reading its portfolio of {{isdama}}s to ensure every letter is complied with, every implicit buried option exploited. These contracts are reduced to a few key parameters: the tail risks are buried, filed away, to be dealt with by the legal eagles in the unpleasant event that they should arise.<ref>Come to think of it, it is a wonder there ''isn’t'' a squadron of waxen, hairless drones buried in some call centre in Bucharest rifling through that mountain of documents manually covering off that exact risk. It would make a great subplot for an [[Opco Boone]] adventure, in fact.</ref> | That our contracts must at some level, be able to be reduced to a fundamental essence isn’t just for [[Ultimate client|gentle pensioners]] dandling grandchildren on their knees. The neurotic particularisation of risks that are, basically generic, feathers the nests of many subject matter experts. Even sophisticated financial institutions — ''especially'' sophisticated financial institutions — need to easily reduce their contracts to simple fundamental precepts, because that is how they risk manage them: there is no machine, and certainly no human being, in the bowels of an investment bank that is constantly reading its portfolio of {{isdama}}s to ensure every letter is complied with, every implicit buried option exploited. These contracts are reduced to a few key parameters: the tail risks are buried, filed away, to be dealt with by the legal eagles in the unpleasant event that they should arise.<ref>Come to think of it, it is a wonder there ''isn’t'' a squadron of waxen, hairless drones buried in some call centre in Bucharest rifling through that mountain of documents manually covering off that exact risk. It would make a great subplot for an [[Opco Boone]] adventure, in fact.</ref> | ||
This extra detail is, therefore heft: to the extent it confers optionality, it is optionality the organisation knows nothing about | This extra detail is, therefore ''heft'': to the extent it confers optionality, it is optionality the organisation knows nothing about and is in any case in no position to exploit; if it ''grants'' optionality, it is a risk the organisation has sold but is not managing in its books. In either case, the proverbial [[unknown known]]: we nod along and hope that, whatever happens it isn’t significant. | ||
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