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{{a|devil|{{image|Molesworth|png|I mean just look at him.}}}}Asked to chose his favourite literary character as an inspiration for law, the [[JC]] — after a wistful look at [[A. P. Herbert]]’s curmudgeonly litigant [[Albert Haddock]] — chose of course Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle’s immortal, heroic schoolboy [[nigel molesworth]], self-styled “curse of st custards”, made real through the winsome prose real-life schoolmaster Geoffrey Willans and real-world illustrating genius, Ronald Searle, in a series of books published in the 1950s and now available through | {{a|devil|{{image|Molesworth|png|I mean just look at him.}}}}Asked to chose his favourite literary character as an inspiration for law, the [[JC]] — after a wistful look at [[A. P. Herbert]]’s curmudgeonly litigant [[Albert Haddock]] — chose of course Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle’s immortal, heroic schoolboy [[nigel molesworth]], self-styled “curse of st custards”, made real through the winsome prose real-life schoolmaster Geoffrey Willans and real-world illustrating genius, Ronald Searle, in a series of books published in the 1950s and now available through compendiums like {{br|The Complete Molesworth}}. | ||
Molesworth — a ner’er do well 12 year old at a Boarding School that may well have inspired Hogwarts —stands on neither form nor ceremony in how he expresses himself. for our age of obsessive modern formalism, nigel is the embodiment of unapologetic, old-fashioned ''substance''. He cares no fig for spelling or grammar — “uterly wet and weedy” — but, through a savant genius for subversion of the vernacular, has still generated his own idiom which — [[as any fule kno]] — survives to this day in publications as august as ''Private Eye'', ''Test Match Special'' and (cough) the [[Jolly Contrarian|jole contrian]]. | |||
Molesworth cuts through where the insipid bromides we have become accustomed to do not: his language and his clarity of vision survives the ages: | |||
{{quote|{{indent|{{baskerville|Second to swots headmasters like boys who are good at foopball and shoot goals then they can shout ‘Pile in caruthers strate for goal’ or other weedy things from the touchline.}} <br> | {{quote|{{indent|{{baskerville|Second to swots headmasters like boys who are good at foopball and shoot goals then they can shout ‘Pile in caruthers strate for goal’ or other weedy things from the touchline.}} <br> | ||
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It would be lovely if more lawyers —in-house and out — would look at their world the same way. | It would be lovely if more lawyers —in-house and out — would look at their world the same way. | ||
Molesworth is also the quintessential legal operations man. He understands the importance automating and operationalising tiresome and unnecessary tasks — take, for example, the patented “[[Molesworth self-adjusting thank-you letter|molesworth self-adjusting thank-you letter]]” | |||
[[File:Self-adjusting thank you letter.jpg|300px|left|thumb|Document assembly, St custards Style]] which at a stroke solves the problem of | [[File:Self-adjusting thank you letter.jpg|300px|left|thumb|Document assembly, St custards Style]] which at a stroke solves the problem of feigning unctuous gratitude to matron aunts for birthday presents you didn’t really want, and making time to ''whizz for atomms''. If there is a better description of commercial law than that, I can’t think of it. | ||
Molesworth has a unique way of looking at the world, instinctively understanding the natural order of things, why it is perverse, thereby, its potential for subversion for better effect. Hence, his handy, countercultural guides to the alien landscape of SKOOL and all its manifold institutions and demagogueries. | Molesworth has a unique way of looking at the world, instinctively understanding the natural order of things, why it is perverse, and what thereby, is its potential for subversion for better effect. Hence, his handy, countercultural guides to the alien landscape of SKOOL and all its manifold institutions and demagogueries. | ||
Thus, nigel molesworth is for ever one of the troops, a rank and filer, but for his wit and his wry observation, at the mercy of masters, matron, the skool dog, sossages and GURLS chiz chiz. But he believes in himself, what he stands for, and realises it takes grit and determination not to mention knowledge of ''How To Be Topp''. | Thus, nigel molesworth is for ever one of the troops, a rank and filer, but for his wit and his wry observation, at the mercy of masters, matron, the skool dog, sossages and GURLS chiz chiz. But he believes in himself, what he stands for, and realises it takes grit and determination not to mention knowledge of ''How To Be Topp''. | ||