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3. ''(Institutionalised pedantry''): [[legal mark-up|''Legal'' mark-up]] is an impenetrable melange of [[passive|passives]], [[passive-aggressive]]s, [[redundancy|redundancies]], {{tag|flannel}} and [[non-sequitur]]s injected into a perfectly sensible {{tag|contract}} by a perfectly tedious [[mediocre lawyer|attorney]]. The sheer inscrutability of one’s mark-up is a criteria for [[inhouse legal team of the year]].
3. ''(Institutionalised pedantry''): [[legal mark-up|''Legal'' mark-up]] is an impenetrable melange of [[passive|passives]], [[passive-aggressive]]s, [[redundancy|redundancies]], {{tag|flannel}} and [[non-sequitur]]s injected into a perfectly sensible {{tag|contract}} by a perfectly tedious [[mediocre lawyer|attorney]]. The sheer inscrutability of one’s mark-up is a criteria for [[inhouse legal team of the year]].


Legal mark-up, being the fossil record of a legal [[negotiation]] between [[legal eagle]]s, bears a striking similarity to a playground argument. It will start as a broad, wide-ranging, harangue; each side adopting fundamentally opposed positions largely for the sake of it, yet summoning commendable outrage at the other’s position, notwithstanding it’s fundamental arbitrariness.  
Legal mark-up, being the fossil record of a legal [[negotiation]] between [[legal eagle]]s, bears a striking similarity to a playground argument. It will start as a broad, wide-ranging, harangue; each side adopting fundamentally opposed positions largely for the sake of it, yet summoning commendable outrage at the other’s position, notwithstanding its fundamental arbitrariness.  


The process of counter-sniping at idiotic, haughty positions has a cleansing effect. As the blinds, battlements and barricades are gradually shot away, leaving just the serial absurdities behind, each follows the same slow, careful process of reversing, the way one descends a rickety ladder, shouting gleefully, but with ebbing enthusiasm, as they go and by the bottom the debate has reduced  into petulant snickering: correcting split infinitives, interposing redundancies, clarifying the already plain, helpfully particularising the general and addending for the the satisfaction of having the last word{{strike||, and/or words, as the case may be}}
The process of counter-sniping at idiotic, haughty positions — even if ''with'' idiotic, haughty positions — has a cleansing effect:  as the blinds, battlements and barricades are gradually shot away, leaving just the serial absurdities behind, each side follows the same slow, careful process of reversal, the way one descends a rickety ladder, shouting gleefully, but with ebbing enthusiasm, as she goes. By the bottom, the debate has reduced  into petulant snickering: correcting [[Split infinitive|split infinitives]], interposing redundancies, [[For the avoidance of doubt|clarifying]] the already plain, helpfully particularising the general and addending the particular, all for the glum satisfaction of having had the last word{{strike||, and/or words, as the case may be}}.


Both sides will walk away declaring victory, but silently resenting the disappointing but pragmatic middle ground they have found.
Both sides will walk away declaring victory, but silently resenting the disappointing but pragmatic middle ground they have found.


In the analogue days, mark-up found its voice in spidery handwritten annotations, balloons, glyphs and [[Rider|riders]] defacing carefully-typed pages of copy — hard enough to decrypt in their native form, and  then faxed between institutions, making it harder still.<ref>The process was not without its serendipities: the [[Biggs hoson]] was discovered this way.</ref> Since legal employers have discovered they can and ''should'' pay their lawyers to type after all — since that means they can dispense with legal secretaries and fax room attendants — the “manuscript mark-up” has given way to the more prosaic charmless business of running [[Redline|redlines]].
In the analogue days, mark-up found its voice in spidery handwritten annotations, balloons, glyphs and [[Rider|riders]] with which opposing lawyers would deface carefully-typed drafts. These were hard enough to decrypt in their native form, but when faxed between institutions, became quite inscrutable.<ref>The process was not without its serendipities: the [[Biggs hoson]] was discovered this way.</ref>  
 


Since legal employers have discovered they ''can'' and ''should'' pay their lawyers to type after all — since they can thereby dispense with legal secretaries and [[Facsimile|fax]] room attendants — the “manuscript mark-up” has, alas, given way to the charmless and prosaic business of running [[Redline|redlines]].
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