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The real trick is ensuring this can only ever become clear in the capable hands of a fellow [[legal eagle]]. God forbid your clients could ever work it out. | The real trick is ensuring this can only ever become clear in the capable hands of a fellow [[legal eagle]]. God forbid your clients could ever work it out. | ||
===Correpondence=== | |||
We have already head from our beloved American correspondents. “Is this not to unfairly malign our bacon?” One asks. “Do you not perhaps mean spinach?” | |||
Oh, no, it is your bacon. American bacon isn’t “bacon”. It is a ''fraud'' on the idea of bacon. | |||
The thing about spinach is that most right-thinking people ''want'' spinach to disappear. The smaller spinach becomes before before you have to eat it, the better. One takes spinach as one does cod liver oil: out of the conviction that it is, in some astral way, doing some part of your physiognomy — or soul, or part of your being to which your conscious self has no access at all — some ''good''. Enough good to offset the displeasure involved in earning that virtue. | |||
This is emphatically not so for bacon. Quite the opposite in fact. | |||
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*[[U.S. Attorney]] | *[[U.S. Attorney]] |