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#'''Personal injury by accident''': any injury, illness or childhood infection encountered during pretend military fitness training, on an assault course or in a plastic ball pool, Jungle Jim{{tm}}, Clown Town{{tm}} or other children’s play area however dismal,  

#'''Illness, physical or psychiatric''': any significant case of sneezing, hiccups, dissentry, flatulence or gout; any endemic epidemic, pandemic or pingdemic; any obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, attention deficit d, midlife crisis, [[paranoia]], pedantry, frustration, irritation, cynicism or general scepticism about the state of the modern world and be assured God does know that’s understandable the way things are presently going, any poor judgment with any member of any sex ([[whether or not]] opposite and [[Notwithstanding anything to the contrary|notwithstanding]] any past, present of future transition between) and  

and which prevents its reasonable performance of its obligations hereunder.