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{{a|heroes|{{image|First Men|jpg|[[Vlad Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired-one behind and to the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].}} | {{a|heroes|{{image|First Men|jpg|[[Vlad Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired-one behind and to the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].}} | ||
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Vlad Paripasu, it is said, was the illegitimate progeny of | Vlad Paripasu, it is said, was the illegitimate progeny of King Mutatis of Carpathia — born in Bistrița in the high Carpathians.<ref>Rumoured — never proven — to be, or at least be descended from, legendary Romanian vampire squid [[Nosferatu]], the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]].</ref> | ||
He and the other wildling children would fence with wooden [[promissory note]]s under the tutelage of the Berber servant-warrior [[Uctis the Magnificent]]. Before long Vlad’s hand-to-hand discounting and factoring techniques were unmatched in the village and has he grew into a handsome young man, he displayed rare skill in all facets of riskless [[rent-extraction]]. | He and the other wildling children would fence with wooden [[promissory note]]s under the tutelage of the Berber servant-warrior [[Uctis the Magnificent]]. Before long Vlad’s hand-to-hand discounting and factoring techniques were unmatched in the village and has he grew into a handsome young man, he displayed rare skill in all facets of riskless [[rent-extraction]]. | ||