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• 17:42, 6 March 2024 Amwelladmin talk contribs created page Template:Turnip farmer (Created page with "The old turnip farmer has fallen upon hard times. His wife has died and his crop has failed. <br> One day, a local merchant visits him and asks to borrow some turnips. The old fellow shrugs, rummages around in his sack, and produces a couple of dried-up, cankered tubers. <br> “It isn’t much,” says the old man. <br> “It’s just what I need,” says the merchant. <br> “Well, it’s all have. You needn’t ''borrow'' it,” the old man says, “you can just ''hav...")