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Never did [[me]] any harm, though.
Never did [[me]] any harm, though.
Being nowadays in the public domain, you can enjoy [[Struwwelpeter]] in any format you like at [http://www.gutenberg.org/files/12116/12116-h/12116-h.htm Project Gutenberg].
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Well, I warned you

“MERRY STORIES AND FUNNY PICTURES”, claims the frontispiece of Heinrich Hoffman’s magnum opus Struwwelpeter (“Shock-headed Peter” to his English friends), though unholy infant terror is a better description of what lies between these covers. Depraved, violent, sometimes fatal retribution for those who offend against the Hoffman’s merry code — transgressions including such mortal sins as fidgeting, failing to eat soup, sucking thumbs, playing with matches, being careless with umbrellas and walking along vacantly — along with more recognisably modern ailments like animal cruelty and racism. So:

  • Animal cruelty: A dog bite, some unpleasant medicine and redistribution of Frederick’s pudding to victim dog.
  • Playing with matches: Death (human combustion).
  • Casual racism: Being compulsorily dyed black by a bearded giant.
cretinous hunter, it must be said.
  • Hunting: Your quarry turns the tables and you find yourself, your spouse and her coffee cup being shot at by a bespectacled rabbit. (Rabbit's own child suffers collateral damage being scalded by falling coffee). In fairness fairly credulous hunter allowing himself to be overpowered and outfoxed by a rabbit. No-one emerges out of this tale with much credit.
  • Thumb sucking: Forcible amputation of thumbs by large man in red trousers with giant shears.
  • Not eating soup: Death (starvartion)
  • Fidgeting: Having the dining room table collapse on you and incurring wrath of your parents.
  • Walking vacantly: Near-drowning. Loss of schoolbook. Mirth of fish.
  • Playing with umbrella in a storm: Death (cause of death not articulated; body never recovered).

Never did me any harm, though.

Being nowadays in the public domain, you can enjoy Struwwelpeter in any format you like at Project Gutenberg.