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Generally, those {{tag|derivative}} contracts entered into under an {{isdama}}. Two rookie mistakes to avoid:
{{a|glossary|{{Layman|Swap}}}}Generally, those {{tag|derivative}} contracts entered into under an {{isdama}}. Two rookie mistakes to avoid:
*Firstly, it's pronounced "'''sw-ŏp'''" (to rhyme with chop), but it's spelled "swap". Any fan of 1970s children's television will know this. It is not, however, true that Noel Edmonds was a pioneering derivative salesman, but that would make a great play. On no account should you say "'''sw-æp'''" (to rhyme with "crap"), unless you want derivatives insiders to dine out on your misfortune for many years. I still tell people about an unfortunate partner of Stephenson Harwood who made this mistake in 1997.
*Firstly, it’s pronounced '''[[sw-ŏp]]'''(to rhyme with chop), but it’s spelled “swap”. Any fan of 1970s children's television will know this. It is not, however, true that {{tag|Noel Edmonds}} was a pioneering derivative salesman, but that would make a great play. On no account should you say '''[[sw-æp]]'''(to rhyme with “crap”), unless you want derivatives insiders to dine out on your misfortune for many years. I still tell people about an unfortunate partner of Stephenson Harwood who made this mistake in 1997.
*Secondly, you say "'''isder'''", not "'''eye''' - '''ess''' - '''dee''' - '''aye'''". This was a closely guarded industry in-joke, designed to reveal ingénues, but sadly the maker of The Big Short have rumbled it.
*Secondly, when articulating the word {{ISDA}} you say '''[[izder]]''', not '''[[eye-ess-dee-aye]]'''. This was a closely guarded industry in-joke, designed to reveal ingénues, but sadly the spoil-sport makers of ''The Big Short''<ref>{{google3|The|Big|Short}}.</ref> have rumbled it.
===History===
Where did they come from? What were their architects thinking? For this and more, see [[Swap history]].
===Present day===
What? You want actual ''information'' about swaps? Go, then, to the {{tag|ISDA Anatomy}}
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*[[Financial weapons of mass destruction]]
*[[ISDA Anatomy]]


What - you want actual information about swaps? Go to the {{tag|ISDA anatomy}}
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