Swappist Oath

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Myths and legends of the market, ISDA edition
The JC’s guide to the foundational mythology of the Aïessdiyé.™
Ser Jaramey Slizzard utters the Swappist Oath (von Sachsen-Rampton, 1893)
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Swappist Oath
/swɒp'ɪst əʊθ/ (n.)
The pledge of allegiance by which genin — all youngling ninjas — enter a life of tireless service to the One Agreement, on pain of nettance.

Uttered in the ancient syntax of the Aïessdiyé, which no-one now understands, the pledge is believed to translate along the lines of:

“what is dull is never done.”

Ceremonially uttered at the commencement of The Wording, and a key plotpoint in Büchstein’s operetta Ser Jaramey Slizzard.

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