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One of the many consolations about running your own not-for-profit[1] wiki is you can decide what the hell to put on it. The JC loves guitars as you all know, and does like a good rock song.

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As a young fellow growing up in the 1980s, Dire Straits was about as uncool as could possibly be. Not only because it was a colossal global dinosaur (“so commercial”, we sneered, and went back to our bootlegged tapes of Joy Division gigs in Belgium),[2] but because its music was so unapologetically middle of the road; its band-members so square.

Ensuring square. So square that no-one has — yet — managed to get round to redeeming Dire Straits, not even by way of ironic post-modern statement, in the 30 odd years since it ran out of road. A lot of fairly skanky acts have been redeemed since then. Even Bros. But not Dire Straits. Not to be sure, those who got it, stuck with it: call them — okay; I admit it, us – “Shy Dire Straits fans”. Mark Knopfler still sells out wherever he goes. Anyhow.

You mellow as you get older. It took me until my twenties: sometime, I think, in the 1990s. In this case, enlightenment came by way of epiphany during a documentary about then recently deceased artist Brett Whiteley. In it, Whiteley was filmed at work in his studio, an enormous canvas on the floor, Jackson Pollock-style (I recall it was of a sea-bird). Before he started work, he cued up Telegraph Road on his gramophone, and turned it up very loud.

Seeing the song in this way — seeing how, a troubled, gifted artist like Whiteley heard it, put it in a very different context.[3]

I’ve seen the song, and the band, differently ever since. Their music is not perfect — Knopfler aspired to a grandiosity he might have avoided without great loss, and most of his songs after Communiqué are too elaborate and too long, but if you can see through that there is real fibre and real muscle behind.

So, short advice: to get the most out of Telegraph Road, put yourself in a place of maximum potential exhilaration — up a high mountain, or driving fast through the desert (our favourite locales include the Desert Road in New Zealand’s central plateau, or the McKenzie Country, in her southern wilds, and the Mojave desert between L.A. and Vegas).

Mark Knopfler is, of course, a virtuoso. What you learn from this is how less is more: his Fender amps, just gently clipping and the punctuating offbeats and syncopated stabs of his Stratocaster have more throat and more menace than a battalion of wildly saturated rectified amps that were in vogue with the metal bands of the day.

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  1. I should say this is not necessarily by choice, and this may in some parts be due to my desire to put whatever the hell I want on it.
  2. Gruftgesaegne, as I recall.
  3. I’ve not been able to find the documentary online — if anyone recognises it, let me know. Whiteley died of a heroin overdose in 1992, so it may well have been some retrospective documentary of his work published around that time.