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CDO squared “Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.”
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| nickname=CDO squared | | nickname=CDO squared | ||
| tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in. | |||
| tagline=Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in. | | documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10 | ||
| documentation= | | amendability= Nope. Once you bought it, you’re stuck with it. | amendscore=10 | ||
| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a [[put]] on them. | collateralscore = 8 | |||
| transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6 | |||
| | | leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | Leveragescore = 8 | ||
| amendability=Nope. Once you bought it, | |||
| transferability=Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | |||
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| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | |||
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| longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one. | | longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one. | ||
| frightometer=11 | | frightometer=All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste| frightscore=11 | ||
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Revision as of 10:31, 10 October 2020
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| Docs | indentures, red herrings, 10b-5s, the works! | 10 |
| Amendability | Nope. Once you bought it, you’re stuck with it. | 10 |
| Collateral | Shonky CDOs the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them. | 8 |
| Transferability | Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | 6 |
| Leverage | All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | {{{leveragescore}}} |
| Fright-o-meter | All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste | 11 |