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CDO squared

“Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.”

Docs	indentures, red herrings, 10b-5s, the works!	10
Amendability	Zilch. Oh, the trustee might agree amendments for you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA =10	{{{amendscore}}}
Collateral	Shonky CDOs the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them.	8
Transferability	Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator.	6
Leverage	All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches.	8
Fright-o-meter	All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste	11

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 | tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
 | documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
-| amendability= Nope. Once you bought it, you’re stuck with it. | amendscore=10
+| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA =10
-| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a [[put]] on them. | collateralscore = 8
+| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. ''And you just wrote a [[put]] on them''. | collateralscore = 8
 | transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6
-| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | Leveragescore = 8
+| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | leveragescore = 8
-| longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one.
 | frightometer=All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste| frightscore=11
 }}