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CDO² “Just like OCD, only in alphabetical order, and it will fuck you up.”
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| nickname= | | nickname=CDO² | ||
| tagline= | | tagline=Just like OCD, only in alphabetical order, and it will fuck you up''. | ||
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10 | | documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10 | ||
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA |amendscore=10 | | amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA |amendscore=10 | ||
Latest revision as of 13:11, 21 March 2023
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| Docs | indentures, red herrings, 10b-5s, the works! | 10 |
| Amendability | Zilch. Oh, the trustee might agree amendments for you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA | 10 |
| Collateral | Shonky CDOs the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them. | 8 |
| Transferability | Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | 6 |
| Leverage | All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | 8 |
| Fright-o-meter | All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste. | 11 |