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How [[legal eagle]]s should respond to requests to help fill out [[due diligence questionnaire]]s: <br>
''The [[JC]]’s practical guide for [[legal eagle]]s on how to respond to requests to help fill out [[due diligence questionnaire]]s:''
Choose any ONE (1) of the following answers:<br>
 
“That is a matter of legal interpretation and not an appropriate subject for a [[due diligence questionnaire]]. If the client wants to know this, they should ask their lawyers.”<br>
Choose any ONE (1) of the following answers:
“That is a matter of [[fact]]. I am a [[lawyer]]. I have trained for many years precisely with the intention of avoiding any such question. I have no idea about facts. Go and ask someone in operations.”
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“That is a matter of legal interpretation and not an appropriate subject for a [[due diligence questionnaire]]. If the client wants to know this, they should ask their lawyers.”}}
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“That is a matter of [[fact]]. I am a [[lawyer]]. I have trained for many years precisely to avoid questions like this. I neither know nor care about “facts”. I exist on a higher jurisprudential plane. Go and ask someone in [[operations]].”}}

Latest revision as of 16:08, 23 June 2021

The JC’s practical guide for legal eagles on how to respond to requests to help fill out due diligence questionnaires:

Choose any ONE (1) of the following answers:

EITHER

“That is a matter of legal interpretation and not an appropriate subject for a due diligence questionnaire. If the client wants to know this, they should ask their lawyers.”

OR

“That is a matter of fact. I am a lawyer. I have trained for many years precisely to avoid questions like this. I neither know nor care about “facts”. I exist on a higher jurisprudential plane. Go and ask someone in operations.”