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“Yeah.”
“Yeah.”


She scoffs, but vibes playful. She runs a finger round the rim of his glass. Their eyes lock again. “Oh, soldier, so you were ''[[preceding business day convention|preceding]]''?”
She scoffs, but vibes playful. She runs a finger round the rim of his glass. Their eyes lock again. “O.K., soldier, so you say you were ''[[preceding business day convention|preceding]]''?”


He shrugs. “I guess I figured you would wind up here eventually, so I just made sure I got here first. I guess I was, ahhh — [[Modified following business day convention|''modified'' following]] you.”
He shrugs. “I guess I figured you would wind up here eventually, so I just made sure I got here first. I was, ahhh — [[Modified following business day convention|''modified'' following]] you.”


He spits his drink. They get close. The party gets loud.
She spits her drink. He pops an olive. The zydeco wails. They get close.
 
She says, “my boat’s tied up outside.” ''This'' he does not expect.

Revision as of 10:08, 20 January 2023

The final panel Q&A wraps up: five hundred delegates hit the bar hard: Actual/actual chit-chat is thirsty work.

Waiters boogie-woogie through the crowd. They flog cold beers and live crabs on overhead trays. Nippers gnash. Punters chug Satoshi Extra-Dry. It’s an on-chain open bar. The vodka luge hits peak. Daycount chit-chat hits peak. The accordion swing-jive hits peak: breakneck BPM.

The Negotiator makes a track through the hullaballoo.

Then he sees her. Hullaba-helloooo.

That’s — the girl from the agency.

The drinks counter scene is chaos & his bar presence zilch, but he catches her eye — just. There’s a flicker and its gone. She looks down. She looks away. She flushes red. There: she steals another look through that tumbling fringe. This is the moment.

He rams a Tortuga chaser. That bad boy gives him wings. He sidles up.

She blows her fringe and contrives boredom. “You following me, youngster?”

He cracks out ol’ *innocent face*. “Look, lady: I was here first.”

She looks him up and down. “Is that a fact.” She says it like a fact.

“Yeah.”

She scoffs, but vibes playful. She runs a finger round the rim of his glass. Their eyes lock again. “O.K., soldier, so you say you were preceding?”

He shrugs. “I guess I figured you would wind up here eventually, so I just made sure I got here first. I was, ahhh — modified following you.”

She spits her drink. He pops an olive. The zydeco wails. They get close.