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Sounds glamorous. Isn’t. Firstly, “lead” in this context means “a thing you tie a misbehaving dog to” and not “what Moses did to the Children of Israel”. One engaged, usually on a temporary basis, to set up a “business change” program whereby outwardly useful employees will be distracted from whatever they are doing and instructed to strip paint off a bucket, so the bucket can be given to another employee to paint properly, so a third one can strip paint from it again. And so on. Requires experience organising all-hands conference calls, walking through action logs and compiling dashboards full of RAG status. Until you contract runs out.