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Tetas arriba, tette in alto, tango uniform, titten hoch, seins en l’air, βυζιά πάνω‎. Where, eventually, we are all headed. Where many of our legendary forbears — the Enron ron, LTCM, Madoff, Lehman, Amaranth, Archegos, Wirecard, Theranos, Melvin Capital Management, Greensill have already gone.

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