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The parties agree that there shall henceforth be a mature female of good social position (hereinafter, the “Purchaser”) who, having taken reasonable steps to verify the accuracy thereof, is reasonably satisfied that all (or substantially all) that glitters, glisters, sparkles, twinkles, glints, gleams and/or shimmers, is refined gold assaying not less than .995 fineness, cast in one-kilogram bars, bearing a serial number and identifying stamp of a refiner approved and listed by a recognised exchange. And the Purchaser has entered into a valid agreement for the sale and purchase dated on or about the date hereof (the “Sale and Purchase Agreement”), of a set of steps or stairs and their surrounding walls or structure (hereinafter the “Stairway”) to a place regarded in various religions as the abode of one or more Gods and other celestial beings (including, without limitation, angels, saints, martyrs, cherubim and seraphim (excluding for the avoidance of doubt incubi and succubi) and such eternal souls of the righteous and those saved for other incidental reasons as may have from time to time been admitted therein), such place traditionally depicted as being above (or equal to) the sky. For the avoidance of doubt such place shall exclude any hell, underworld, abyss, inferno, limbo, purgatory, penury, any other generally recognised undesirable netherworld and any other transitional state of wretchedness between this world and the next (hereinafter “Heaven”). 1. 1. When the aforesaid Purchaser is afforded physical access to such Heaven such Purchaser knows (or, had the relevant matter been held in contemplation, ought reasonably to have known), notwithstanding that: (i) it may not be a local business day; (ii) there shall have occurred and be continuing an event that disrupts or impairs the ability of celestially recognised vendors to effect transactions in general in those commodities or assets reasonably sought by the Purchaser as are set out in Schedule 1 hereto, and/or (as the case may be) (iii) such vendors may not otherwise for the time being be open for business, irrespective of reason, upon notice (whether oral or in writing) the Purchaser may, at its option upon the effective delivery of written notice in accordance with the notice provisions hereunder, require the immediate delivery of the items specified in Schedule 1. Ooh and such Purchaser has entered into a binding and enforceable Sale and Purchase Agreement for the acquisition of a Stairway to Heaven.

There is a unilateral disclaimer on the wall, but the Purchaser is entitled at its option to be satisfied, having taken reasonable steps to ascertain the same, because each party will be deemed to have knowledge that, from time to time, the construction of certain words may not be entirely free from doubt. In a woody perennial plant typically having a single stem and bearing lateral branches at some distance from the ground (hereinafter a “Tree”) by the small stream there is, or ought reasonably to have been, a perching bird of an advanced group distinguished by having the muscles of the syrinx attached to the bronchial semi-rings, which such perching bird makes musical sounds with the voice, especially those set to one or more recognised melodies or tunes. From time to time all, or a substantially proportion of, our ideas, opinions and/or comparable cognitive processes produced or arising as a result of thinking and which occur, or give the appearance of occurring, spontaneously in the mind (hereinafter, “Thoughts”) contain doubt, apprehension, and/or foreboding (as the case may be). Ooh, it makes each party, or procures such party to be made to feel, a feeling of amazement and admiration caused by one or more beautiful, remarkable, or unfamiliar phenomena. 1. There is an emotional state, reaction or intuition to be encountered, undergone or experienced in the process of directing one’s gaze in or towards the point or points on the horizon where, on or about each equinox occurring (or being deemed to occur) in any calendar year, the sun sets PROVIDED THAT any such horizontal point shall be on the left-hand side of a person facing in the direction in which a compass needle normally points, and the non-physical part of my person, being the seat of emotions and character, is emitting a loud inarticulate shout or scream expressing a material feeling or emotion in connection with the departure from one place or location of occupancy (“X”) to a place other than such original place or location of occupancy X (“Y”). 1. In my Thoughts I have discerned or deduced, as the case may be, following internal reflection and/or the consideration of extraneous information, whether or not in the public domain, one or more circular objects comprised predominantly of a visible suspension of carbon particles in air and emitted from a burning substance through, arising out of, or in connection with, one or more Trees, and certain sounds produced through, by or an account of a larynx, vocal cord or other coordinated constriction of throat muscles and uttered through the mouth, caused, or procured to be caused by one or more observer(s) to such aforesaid Trees (and, where the context permits, such circular objects). Ooh, it makes each party, or procures such party to be made to feel, a feeling of ordinary amazement and admiration caused by one or more beautiful, remarkable, or unfamiliar phenomena. Ooh, it makes each party, or procures such party to be made to feel, a feeling of gross amazement and admiration caused by one or more beautiful, remarkable, or unfamiliar phenomena. 1. It is spoken softly, using only (or substantially only) the audible effects of exhalation rather than the operation of the larynx (especially when undertaken for the purposes of secrecy) (such speech a “Whisper”) that promptly, having taken all practicable steps to ensure the same, provided that, jointly and severally, the parties hereto agree to use their best endeavours to cooperate in in determining how the abovementioned matters should be carried out, the musician, whether or not itinerant, who from time to time plays a pipe (hereinafter, (“Piper”) will cause, procure or effect the parties hereto to go by use by the hand, a halter, a rope, leash, harness or other means of tether, whilst moving forward in the direction of a mutually acceptable cause, explanation, or justification for such actions or events as may be in contemplation at such time.

2. And a new period commencing at (and including) 12:00am and concluding at (but excluding) the next following 12:00am (which times, for the avoidance of doubt, shall occur within twenty-four hours of each other) will commence, for such of the parties hereto who at any time have an upright position (provided that they shall for a period of not fewer than twenty four consecutive hours maintain such a position), at all material times supported by one or more of such person’s feet, and such significant areas foliated predominantly by Trees and commensurate undergrowth (whether or not contiguous) as are identified by any party hereto for the purposes hereof shall cause such sound-waves as shall from time to time arise from such spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body as are generated for the purposes of instinctive expressions of lively amusement, frivolity or merriment (on one hand) and/or (as the case may be) sarcasm, sardonicism, derision or spite (on the other) to be reflected back in the direction of the listener or listeners thereof. 1. In the event that there is excited activity and/or movement in a counterparty’s mixed hedge of wild shrubs, of the type or character that typically borders a road, field, paddock or passage, each counterparty shall immediately and without the need for further notice, cease to be subject to a and anxious awareness of present danger, it is just a thorough cleaning of a house or room, typically (though not necessarily) undertaken in spring for a person (whether or not female) employed for the purpose of figuratively symbolising or physically representing purity at the front of a traditional parade, performance, celebration, dance, march, or walk such as commemorates the first day of May in any calendar year. The parties agree that there shall be an integral number of tracks (whether purposefully laid down created as a result of continual treading but in either case designated primarily for walking) greater than one and smaller than three along which either party may, in its absolute discretion, may travel from one place or location of occupancy (“X”) to a place other than such original place or location of occupancy X (“Y”). Notwithstanding anything to the contrary herein, in such period of time in which all factors of production and all costs are variable there parties may, in each case at their own option provided such option is exercised within a commercially reasonable period, elect by notice to change the way, path or track leading from one place to another, occupied from time to time by such party. Furthermore, it makes each party, or procures such party to be made to feel, a feeling of ordinary amazement and admiration caused by one or more beautiful, remarkable, or unfamiliar phenomena.

Such part of each party’s body as (i) is separated from the rest of such Party’s remaining body by a neck; and (ii) contains such cognitive, olfactory and communication faculties as are required for sentient existence shall, irrevocably and unconditionally, be emitting a low, steady continuous sound like that of any hymenopterous insect of the superfamily Apoidea. In the event that such party does not know, or ought not reasonably to have known, that such aforesaid Piper has issued a valid notice in the form prescribed in Schedule 2 making demand of such Party to attend at such place, at such time and on such date as is therein specified, Such commercially valuable Purchaser, may or may not perceive with such Purchaser’s aforesaid inbound communication faculties the sound made by the perceptible natural movement of air such as is brought about by the ordinary operation of meteorology (hereinafter “Wind”), and may or may now know, or ought reasonably to have known, that such Purchaser’s Stairway lies on such Wind as may be described by any party acting in a commercially reasonable manner as “Whispering”.

In addition the foregoing to the extent that the parties hereto move in or take a twisting or spiral course down such road as is aforesaid Our shadow is taller than our soul. There walks a Purchaser the parties hereto all know, or ought reasonably to have known Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to Gold. And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll.