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You’re always a day away. <br> | You’re always a day away. <br> | ||
:— “Tomorrow”, from ''Annie'' (1977)}} | :— “Tomorrow”, from ''Annie'' (1977)}} | ||
“When budget allows” is a mystical, [[hypothetical]] time in the future that, like Little Orphan Annie’s ''Tomorrow'', is always there, dangling tantalisingly in the future, as each day turns, getting no nearer. It is the time when there ''will'' be budget, ''later'', to | “When budget allows” is a mystical, [[hypothetical]] time in the future that, like Little Orphan Annie’s ''Tomorrow'', is always there, dangling tantalisingly in the future, as each day turns, getting no nearer. It is the time when there ''will'' be budget, ''later'', to hook up that feed, build out that [[API]] or invest in that brilliant piece of [[legaltech]], for which there is ''no'' budget, ''now''. | ||
Logicians will immediately sense a [[paradox]]. Their suspicions will be confirmed the minute they see the glint in [[middle management]]’s eye, for when it starts gabbling reverently about sorting this all out ''just as soon as budget allows'' — a time they can talk about with confidence and free of regret, while maintaining eye contact with a petitioning [[SME]], assuring her that all will be well. | Logicians will immediately sense a [[paradox]]. If the worth of the application now is too small, the ''present value'' of its future worth is surely smaller still. How will it ever breach that threshold? | ||
Their suspicions will be confirmed the minute they see the glint in [[middle management]]’s eye, for when it starts gabbling reverently about sorting this all out ''just as soon as budget allows'' — a time they can talk about with confidence and free of regret, while maintaining eye contact with a petitioning [[SME]], assuring her that all will be well. | |||
For if there is not enough interest to shell out for it ''now'', how will it look by the time next month, next quarter, or next fiscal budgeting cycle rolls around? | For if there is not enough interest to shell out for it ''now'', how will it look by the time next month, next quarter, or next fiscal budgeting cycle rolls around? | ||