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The sun’ll come out tomorrow <br>  
''The sun’ll come out tomorrow'' <br>  
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow <br>
''Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be sun'' <br>
There’ll be sun <br>
''Just thinkin’ about tomorrow'' <br>
Just thinkin’ about tomorrow <br>
''Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow ’til there’s none'' <br>
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow <br>
’Til there’s none <br>
  <br>
  <br>
Tomorrow! Tomorrow! <br>
''Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow! —'' <br>
I love ya, tomorrow! — <br>
''You’re always a day away.'' <br>
You’re always a day away. <br>
:— “Tomorrow”, from ''Annie'' (1977)}}
:— “Tomorrow”, from ''Annie'' (1977)}}
“When budget allows” is a mystical, [[hypothetical]] time in the future that, like Little Orphan Annie’s ''Tomorrow'', is always there, dangling tantalisingly before us, as each day turns, getting no nearer. It is an [[Indeterminate liability|indeterminate]] time of hope and aspiration: a sunlit dream-time in which there ''will'' be budget to hook up that feed, build out that [[API]] or invest in that brilliant piece of [[legaltech]], for which there is no budget ''now''.
“When budget allows” is a [[hypothetical]] time in the future that, like Little Orphan Annie’s ''Tomorrow'', is always there, dangling tantalisingly before us, as each day turns, getting no nearer. It is an [[Indeterminate liability|indeterminate]] time of hope and aspiration: a sunlit dream-time in which there ''will'' be budget to hook up that feed, build out that [[API]] or invest in that brilliant piece of [[legaltech]], for which there is no budget ''now''.


Logicians will immediately sense a [[paradox]]. If its worth ''now'' fails to pass muster, its [[present value]] should it be delivered at an unknowable point in the henceforth is surely smaller still. The aperture constricts the further out we push. Through what of contortion in the [[Space-tedium continuum|spacetedium continuum]] must we crawl to reach that happy land?  
Logicians will immediately sense a [[paradox]]. If its worth ''now'' fails to pass muster, its [[present value]] should it be delivered at an unknowable point in the henceforth is surely smaller still. The aperture constricts the further out we push. Through what of contortion in the [[Space-tedium continuum|spacetedium continuum]] must we crawl to reach that happy land?  

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