Worshipful Company of Management Consultants

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Ancient guild of people with a natural talent for telling grandmothers how most efficiently to suck eggs — you write an instruction manual and hire teenagers in Bulgaria to do it, if you’e wondering — while never sticking around to see it any eggs get actually sucked, as an actual thing, and can be found online at https://wcomc.org/. Now don't all stampede there at once and cause their website to crash, will you.

See also

• Worshipful Company of Swap Dealers
• Worshipful Company of Credit Officers
• Worshipful Company of Chief Operating Officers

None of which, sadly, is a thing. Yet.