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{{a|bullshit|}}Like [[virtue signalling]] but less odious because it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]], [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the want of intellect in the yogababbler by (b) masking {{sex|his}} vacuity with a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the JC thinks about fashionable ideas — the real wizardry of which being the facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together form an amorphous kludge which might — just might — be profound.
{{a|glossary|[[File:Bullshit.jpeg|300px|center]]}}Like [[virtue signalling]] but less odious because it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]], [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the want of intellect in the yogababbler by (b) masking {{sex|his}} vacuity with a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the JC thinks about fashionable ideas — the real wizardry of which being the facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together form an amorphous kludge which might — just might — be profound.


Sample quiote from the original yogababbler: ''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the 'we generation,' and the money tends to follow.''
Sample quiote from the original yogababbler: ''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the 'we generation,' and the money tends to follow.''


Excellent article about [[yogababble]] by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a [[Yogababble]] ''[[index]]'' — [https://www.profgalloway.com/yogababble here].
Excellent article about [[yogababble]] by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a [[Yogababble]] ''[[index]]'' — [https://www.profgalloway.com/yogababble here].

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Like virtue signalling but less odious because it lacks the sheen of passive aggression, yogababble is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the want of intellect in the yogababbler by (b) masking his vacuity with a string of á la mode expressions — you know what the JC thinks about fashionable ideas — the real wizardry of which being the facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent bullshit, but, when pressed and kneaded together form an amorphous kludge which might — just might — be profound.

Sample quiote from the original yogababbler: Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the 'we generation,' and the money tends to follow.

Excellent article about yogababble by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a Yogababble index — here.

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