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[[File:Yogababble.jpg|thumb|[[backpfeifengesicht]], yesterday.]]
}}Spiritualistic [[virtue signalling]], but less odious it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]] [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords that once belonged to hippies. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the speaker’s want of intellect and (b) masking {{sex|his}}vacuity by interposing a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the [[JC]] thinks about [[fashionable idea]]s — the real wizardry of which is their facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together, form an amorphous kludge which might — just ''might'' — be profound.
}}Like [[virtue signalling]] but less odious because it lacks the sheen of [[Passive aggressive|passive aggression]], [[yogababble]] is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the want of intellect in the yogababbler by (b) masking {{sex|his}} vacuity with a ''string'' of ''á la mode'' expressions — you know what the [[JC]] thinks about [[fashionable idea]]s — the real wizardry of which being the facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent [[bullshit]], but, when pressed and kneaded together form an amorphous kludge which might — just ''might'' — be profound.


Sample quote from the original yogababbler: “''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.''”
Sample quote from the original yogababbler, Adam Neumann, once of WeWork: “''Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.''”
 
And the law suits and, one quietly hopes, jail time.


Excellent article about [[yogababble]] by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a [[Yogababble]] ''index'' — [https://www.profgalloway.com/yogababble here].
Excellent article about [[yogababble]] by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a [[Yogababble]] ''index'' — [https://www.profgalloway.com/yogababble here].

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Yogababble /ˈjəʊɡə ˈbab(ə)l/ (n.)
Spiritualistic virtue signalling, but less odious — it lacks the sheen of passive aggressionyogababble is a genus of business communication confected out of buzzwords that once belonged to hippies. It fulfils the twin aims of (a) concealing the speaker’s want of intellect and (b) masking hisvacuity by interposing a string of á la mode expressions — you know what the JC thinks about fashionable ideas — the real wizardry of which is their facility for jumbling ideas which, taken alone, are transparent bullshit, but, when pressed and kneaded together, form an amorphous kludge which might — just might — be profound.

Sample quote from the original yogababbler, Adam Neumann, once of WeWork: “Anybody that wants to be something greater than themselves, that understands that bringing meaning and intention into work and bringing those two things together, is a member of the “we generation”, and the money tends to follow.

And the law suits and, one quietly hopes, jail time.

Excellent article about yogababble by Scott Galloway, who invented the term, including a Yogababble indexhere.

See also