People’s Front of Judea

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Judith: They’ve arrested Brian!

Reg: What?

Judith: They’ve dragged him off! They’re going to crucify him!

Reg: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!

PFJ Commando: Yeah!

Judith: What?!

Loretta: New motion?

Reg: Completely new motion, eh, that, ah — that there be, ah, immediate action —

Francis: — once the vote has been taken —

Reg: — Well, obviously, once the vote’s been taken. You can’t act another resolution till you’ve voted on it.

People’s Front of Judea
/ˈpiːpᵊlz frʌnt ɒv ʤuː'dɪə/ (n.)
A collection of system insiders who agree that the system is malfunctioning, are happy to pronounce publicly — semi-publicly — that something must be done to correct it but who, when it comes to it, are not prepared to actually do anything about it.

So named after the paramilitary group in Monty Python’s Life of Brian [I thought it was the popular front? — Ed]