All-hands conference call

The worst kind of conference call, with countless participants , redundantly representing all different walks of departmental life, each to donate an hour of existence in worship of the great dogma and the cast iron guarantee that nothing will be achieved beyond ratcheting the tedium and entropy in the organisation ever nearer that threshold of boredom heat death at which point all our trials will be over, the great day of judgement will be upon us, and we will at last be delivered from our suffering.