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[[File:Rick Astley.jpg|thumb|[[Never gonna gross you up]]]]
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If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:
If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:
*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better novel than it is, as it would have been set in Warrington.
*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better novel than it is, as it would have been set in Warrington.
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*[[Never gonna gross you up|This]] would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.
*[[Never gonna gross you up|This]] would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.
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[[File:Rickroll.jpg|thumb|left|Never gonna [[give you up|give up]]]]
[[File:Rickroll.jpg|thumb|400px|left|Never gonna [[give up|give you up]]]]

Latest revision as of 15:20, 27 November 2018

Never gonna gross you up

If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:

  • The Firm would be a far better novel than it is, as it would have been set in Warrington.
  • The Firm would be a far better film, for that matter, since Rick Astley is a lot less annoying that Tom Cruise.
  • This would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.
Never gonna give you up