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A page dedicated to management speak gems that spill from colleagues lips from time to time.
{{pe}}A page dedicated to [[management speak]] gems that spill from colleagues’ lips and counterparties’ pens [[from time to time]].


===Management [[yogababble]]===
*“We are ready to go on facilitating the go live.”
*“We are ready to go on facilitating the go live.”
*“Look, we have to [[roll through the criticality]].”
*“Look, we have to [[roll through the criticality]].”
*“We are [[driving]] a [[relentless focus]] on customer success.”
*“We are [[driving]] a [[relentless focus]] on customer success.”
*“at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about [[Piece of paper|documentation]]”
===Our learned friends===
*“Save in the event of its negligence, fraud, willful default or breach of contract or trust, the Custodian shall not be liable to Client in contract, tort, trust, as a fiduciary or under any other [[cause of action]] for any Losses arising out of or in connection with its non-performance, partial performance, or misperformance, any of its obligations or duties, express or implied.”
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*[[Management speak]]

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A page dedicated to management speak gems that spill from colleagues’ lips and counterparties’ pens from time to time.

Management yogababble

Our learned friends

  • “Save in the event of its negligence, fraud, willful default or breach of contract or trust, the Custodian shall not be liable to Client in contract, tort, trust, as a fiduciary or under any other cause of action for any Losses arising out of or in connection with its non-performance, partial performance, or misperformance, any of its obligations or duties, express or implied.”

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