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}}Saxon warlord and one of the so-called “First Men”, a canny band of survivors of the “Salo-men” — mercenary soldiers loosely aligned to the ancient [[Citigroup v Brigade|city]] of [[Salomon Brothers|Salomoné]] — on the site of modern day [[Citigroup v Brigade|Villebanque]], between the Tigris and the Euphrates — who, on a routine patrol of the wild [[Bretton Woods]] came across a ruined [[Settlement - Equity Derivatives Provision|settlement]] — evidence of a now-vanished civilisation of child-like faeries — the Synthæse, or “[[Children of the Forest]]”.
After the predictable argument, followed by even more predictable drunken hand-to-hand combat in which all but two of the Salomen were killed, these two — Margin and his Romanian equerry, [[Oleg Paripasu]] — suddenly grasped these eternal verities and — isn’t it the way with mortal men? — thoroughly bastardised them.
 
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*[[Children of the Forest]]
*[[Dark Lord of the Swaps]]

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Saxon warlord and one of the so-called “First Men”, a canny band of survivors of the “Salo-men” — mercenary soldiers loosely aligned to the ancient city of Salomoné — on the site of modern day Villebanque, between the Tigris and the Euphrates — who, on a routine patrol of the wild Bretton Woods came across a ruined settlement — evidence of a now-vanished civilisation of child-like faeries — the Synthæse, or “Children of the Forest”. After the predictable argument, followed by even more predictable drunken hand-to-hand combat in which all but two of the Salomen were killed, these two — Margin and his Romanian equerry, Oleg Paripasu — suddenly grasped these eternal verities and — isn’t it the way with mortal men? — thoroughly bastardised them.

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