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[[Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable - Emissions Annex Provision|Picture the scene]]: {{icds}} as a group of ghost-hunting kids, miles out of their comfort zone, poking around with a flashlight in a dark, cobwebbed cellar, not sure whether they’ll find an imprisoned maiden down a well or Pennywise the Clown, opening doors, dragging themselves further away from the comfortable mark-to-market world, ever more gingerly, and when they got to the Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable, there | [[Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable - Emissions Annex Provision|Picture the scene]]: {{icds}} as a group of ghost-hunting kids, miles out of their comfort zone, poking around with a flashlight in a dark, cobwebbed cellar, not sure whether they’ll find an imprisoned maiden down a well or Pennywise the Clown, opening doors, dragging themselves further away from the comfortable mark-to-market world, ever more gingerly, and when they got to the pit that is — would become — {{euaprov|Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable}}, there are gasps of despair, a desperate last-minute lunge, they throw in a handful of [[improvised expository definition|improvised expository definitions]] hoping this might scare away whatever unspeakable evil lurks in the shadows, but alas, they wink out, snuffed out by the suffocating darkness. To be featured in a forthcoming [[Opco Boone]] adventure: | ||
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“G... g... guys?” stuttered [[ | :“G... g... guys?” stuttered [[Edd Sweeney|Edd]]. “I th ... th ... think we better get outta here.” | ||
[[Roly Punchface|Roly]] snorted. “What’s ''wrong'' | :[[Roly Punchface|Roly]] snorted. “What’s ''wrong'' Eddy-boy? Scared like a — ” The tubster yawped and clucked and duck-walked around Cadet Sweeney, a fierce, brittle enjoyment squalling in his pink little eyes. | ||
“I’m not yeller!” | :“I’m not yeller!” Edd squeaked. | ||
“Are too! —” | :“Are too! —” Roly’s little apple cheeks flushed with brimming petulance. | ||
“Lads! ''Quiet''! | :“Cut it out Roly,” barked [[A.J. Paul|AJ]]. Don’t pay him no mind, [[Edd Sweeney|Sweeney]]. You carry on.” | ||
“Don’t forget the double counting, Opco,” said George. | :“Lads! ''Quiet''!” hissed Squadron Leader [[Opco Boone]]. “I have to finish this determination dispute trigger. I need bit of quiet. It’s — fiddly ... multi-lat ... ” Boone jabbed his screwdriver into the mechanism, and spluttered as a shower of rust sprinkled his face. | ||
Boone wiped his face and adjusted his goggles. “I got it, G. Just a little further —”}} | :“Don’t forget the double counting, Opco,” said [[Georgia Apathy|George]]. | ||
:Boone wiped his face and adjusted his goggles. “I got it, G. Just a little further —” | |||
:The Eagle Squad leader reached into ancient contraption again, but as he did so, deep in the bowels of the [[ETS]] there was a deep, subsonic moan, as if a God, or a monster, was finally stirring from the slumber of aeons. | |||
:''What the fuck was that?'' | |||
:Nearby, a vigorous flutter, an explosion of limbs, like a scrambling bird escaping from its predator’s clutch. | |||
:“Roly! ''Roly''! Come back! Where are you going?” | |||
:But the young [[squadsman]] had gone. A righteous sneer curled [[A.J. Paul|A.J.]]’s lip. | |||
:Boone stood up. “C’mon gang, this is a dead end. No-one will read this, or understand it, much less ever use it. We better find [[Roly]]. Let’s get out of here.” | |||
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